hestmord:

nilvoid:

pseudofailure:

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

what

Wait, they didn’t notice the boner before they bolted the statue to the building

scully, consider this: the boner wasn’t there when they bolted it to the building

(Source: travalicious)

projectfab:

Fall Uniform

One of my favorite things about fall is the footwear! I love a gorgeous pair of boots. When shopping for boots I look for construction, fit and price.

These gorgeous over the knee designer boots retail for $250 and are only $149.99 at Marshalls. I love how the front of the boot is leather and the back is stretchy. This type of construction ensures a perfect fit.

iridessence:

sometimes i really like being the fat person that proves them wrong but like other times i don’t because there should be nothing to fucking prove because fat people don’t owe the world shit

lordilover1:

unexplained-events:

Mule vs Mountain Lion

A couple from Montana were out riding on the range with their dogs, the man with a rifle and his wife with the camera that took these amazing shots, when a mountain lion decided to stalk the dogs.

The man got off his mule and decided to fire a shot into the air to scare off the mountain lion, but before he could the lion charged towards the dogs hoping for a piece of them. That’s when things got interesting

The mule decided he wanted a piece of the lion and snatched him up by the tail and started whirling him around. Banging its head on the ground on every pass. It basically stomped it to death and bit it a few times to make sure it was really dead.

The mule then walked back to where the stunned couple were standing and stood there ready to continue as if this crazy situation hadn’t just gone down.

SOURCE

does…does this make it a badass or…?

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

kinell:

huntymon:

robably:

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

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delete this

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